Today, I was talking to my dear friend Ms. Malueg, who was having a bit of a problem knowing what sort of video game goods to get her son for Christmas. My immediate suggestion was "How about a Wii?" to which she replied "We were planning to get him a Wii, but we're probably not going to be able to find one before Christmas." After some further brainstorming and some less than stellar suggestions (Call of Duty 3 for the 360), it hit me like a pile of bricks:
Buy him a DS Lite.
She seemed intrigued by the idea. I described it further and how it often made me want to use my penis as a stylus. What really sealed the deal was my description of Kirby: Canvas Curse, which is a fucking fantastic game and really the system's first killer app, in my opinion.
Yes, she decided, and she also said she'll get a pink one for her daughter.
I loooove turning more people on, especially non-gamers, to Nintendo's goodness.
7 comments:
You don't even have a DS.
NOT THAT I HAVE A WII JUST SAYING
Clitoris.
t derek
Man, what? The DS Lite is a wise system choice for the boy. The system already has 15+ must have titles. I think he'll be better off getting a DS and waiting for the Wii to build a better game library. I'm not saying the Wii isn't sex, because it is, but he'll get more out of the DS.
Canvas Curse is the best game ever.
The DS is perfect not only for portability, but also kicking back on the couch and playing a few hours of Phoenix Wright.
edit: Oh good! Just caught your second post.
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